Stendhal Syndrome

Your problem is you want too little, and that’s the hardest thing in the world to get.

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

(Source: flip5600, via maryhinchdawg)

I am tremendously
afraid of the things
I want most deeply.

this is the first time in a long time that i’ve been able to feel this, Emma Bleker (via stolenwine)

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guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy, via poetic)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

(via margaretthemagicdragon)

Anonymous asked: opinion on America?

euo:

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goodkoalatea:

grizzlygains:

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 


That will always be one of the best comments ever ^

sunrisefeather I’ve called you a goddamn beautiful disaster before and this is where that originated

goodkoalatea:

grizzlygains:

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

That will always be one of the best comments ever ^

sunrisefeather I’ve called you a goddamn beautiful disaster before and this is where that originated

gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

(via done)